22nd Aug2013

In Theaters – August 23, 2013

by Zach

Note: One of the releases this week come out on Wednesday but the other two are on Friday.

The Mortal Instruments - City of Bones Movie Poster

– This movie is the first based on a series of books. This movie centers around Clary Fray as she finds out that she is a shadowhunter, and is able to fight evil monsters and see things others can’t see. She must team up with other shadowhunters in order to find the Mortal Cup and save her mom (who is a former shadowhunter) before it is too late. This looks like it’s really trying to become a new Twilight, though I’ve heard that the series is much better written.

– Stars Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Robert Sheehan, Kevin Zegers, Lena Headey, Kevin Durand, Aidan Turner, Jemima West, Godfrey Gao, CCH Pounder, Jared Harris, and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Directed by Harald Zwart. Rated PG-13.

Note: This movie comes out on August 21, 2013, a Wednesday.


15th Aug2013

In Theaters – August 16, 2013

by Zach

Kick Ass 2 Movie Poster

– This a sequel to the 2010 movie, about “Real Life” super heroes based on the comic book. I didn’t really like the first one though it did have some moments thanks to Hit Girl and Nicolas Cage. This time things are amped up even more as the would be villain from the first one comes back with a vengeance and makes things even worse for all the heroes.

– Stars  Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chlöe Grace Moretz, Jim Carrey, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Directed by Jeff Wadlow. Rated R.


08th Aug2013

In Theaters – August 09, 2013

by Zach

This is the weirdest week in a while. First two come out on Wednesday, August 7th, and the other two come out on Friday, August 9th. I have no reason why as it’s not even a holiday.

Percy Jackson - Sea of Monsters Movie Poster

– The franchise gets a great shot in the arm as from all looks of it, they try to fix what they broke in the first movie. This time Percy must search to find the Golden Fleece in order to protect Camp Half-Blood. Percy has some help from his new half brother and others to help him on his quest and finds out his true destiny. This one was made on a smaller budget, but you’d never notice.

– Stars Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson, Alexandra Daddario, Leven Rambin, Jake Abel, Stanley Tucci, and Nathan Fillion. Directed by Thor Freudenthal. Rated PG.


01st Aug2013

In Theaters – August 02, 2013

by Zach

Smurfs 2 Movie Poster

– The Smurfs are back and this time focusing mainly on the only girl, Smurfette. Apparently she was originally a creation of Gargamel and turned good, while Gargamel creates two Naughties to try to to get her to come back over to his side once again. All the while the other Smurfs are trying to find her and get her back.

– Stars Neil Patrick Harris, Brendan Gleeson, Jayma Mays, Katy Perry, and Hank Azaria. Directed by Raja Gosnell. Rated PG.


25th Jul2013

In Theaters – July 26, 2013

by Zach

The Wolverine Movie Poster

– The X-Men franchise gets more and more confusing as this one supposedly takes place after the rest of the movies (has Jean Grey?), though apparently is based off a series of comics. Wolverine tries to go it alone and heads to Japan where someone may have a way to help him stop regenerating forever.

– Stars Hugh Jackman, Will Yun Lee, Hiroyuki Sanada, Haruhiko Yamanouchi. Directed by James Mangold. Rated PG-13.


18th Jul2013

In Theaters – July 19, 2013

by Zach

RIPD Movie Poster

– This one sort of looks like a Men in Black movie with dead people, but two former and now dead police officers must work to keep escaped souls off the street or face eternal damnation. This is the first movie this week of our double ups with both Ryan Reynolds and Mary-Louise Parker.

– Stars Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon, Mary-Louise Parker, and Stephanie Szostak. Directed by Robert Schwentke. Rated PG-13.


RED 2 Movie Trailer

– This is a sequel to the 2010 movie about people who are retired and extremely dangerous. Sadly this one has had very little marketing for itself and we haven’t seen a trailer yet in the theaters at all. This is also the second movie with Mary-Louise Parker this week.

– Stars Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lee Byung-hun, Anthony Hopkins, and Helen Mirren. Directed by Dean Parisot. Rated PG-13.


Turbo Movie Poster

– A snail that always wanted to be fast gets his wish when he gets caught in Nitrous, which gives him super speed as well as car like qualities. He uses his power to compete in NASCAR and teams up with other snails that wish they were fast. This is the second movie this week with Ryan Reynolds.

– Stars Ryan Reynolds, Paul Giamatti, Michael Peña, Snoop Dogg, Maya Rudolph, Michelle Rodriguez, and Samuel L. Jackson. Directed by David Soren. Rated PG.

The Conjuring Movie Poster

– Another horror movie supposedly based on a true about a married couple who work as paranormal investigators that investigate the home of the Perron family in early 1970s.

– Stars Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Ron Livingston, Lili Taylor, Mackenzie Foy, Joey King, Shanley Caswell, and Hayley McFarland. Directed by James WanRated R.

04th Jul2013

In Theaters – July 3, 2013

by Zach

Note: The movies this week come out on Wednesday due to the holiday.

Despicable Me 2 Movie Poster

– In this sequel to Despicable Me, Gru is now a reformed villain and father to the girls that he adopted. He is recruited by Lucy Wilde and the Anti-Villain League to go against El Macho and try to capture him. Already a prequel has been green lit and there are hints of it at the end of the movie supposedly. Make sure you stay through the credits (Which you should be doing anyway).

– Stars Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Russell Brand, Steve Coogan, and Ken Jeong. Directed by Chris Renaud and Pierre Coffin. Rated PG.


27th Jun2013

In Theaters – June 28, 2013

by Zach

The Heat Movie Poster

– Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy play two cops that are forced to work together in order to take down a Russian mob boss. They are initially very different from each other and hate each but then start to get along and become friends. Basically like Female cop odd couple or something.

– Stars Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Tony Hale, and Bill Burr. Directed by Paul Feig. Rated R.


20th Jun2013

In Theaters – June 21, 2013

by Zach

Monsters University Movie Poster

– The prequel to Monsters Inc. has the main characters meeting for the first time at Monsters University and hi-jinx ensue.

– Stars John Goodman, Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi, and Ken Jeong. Rated G.


13th Jun2013

In Theaters – June 14, 2013

by Zach

Man of Steel Movie Poster

– The reboot of the Superman franchise, trying to make it all serious and fit in with Christopher Nolan-verse and eventually make the Justice League movie. They hope. So far I have my doubts. So far the film is pretty much Superman II.

– Stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Kevin Costner, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Antje Traue, Ayelet Zurer, Christopher Meloni, and Russell Crowe. Directed by Zack Snyder. Rated PG-13.